| Saturday, July 26th, 2008 |
| 11:26 pm |
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| Thursday, June 26th, 2008 |
| 11:07 pm |
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| Monday, June 23rd, 2008 |
| 10:21 pm |
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| Thursday, June 19th, 2008 |
| 11:04 pm |
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| 11:01 pm |
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| Sunday, June 15th, 2008 |
| 6:32 pm |
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| Wednesday, June 11th, 2008 |
| 11:13 am |
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| Tuesday, June 10th, 2008 |
| 10:09 pm |
Indiana Jones 4 What the hell was that? Was it a spoof? The film looked like it had been sewn together out of the rotting corpses of every other film ever, then seasoned with Erich Von Danikenisms and 50's pop-culture references (that's cliches to you and me boys and girls). Arse!
I still like Harrison Ford though. |
| Friday, June 6th, 2008 |
| 4:15 pm |
Beautiful Custom Moleskines... Tentacled Horror
iReaper
Edit: Ok, that second link doesn't work, but have a look for ireaper - its classy! |
| Wednesday, June 4th, 2008 |
| 1:16 pm |
Heh Heh! Reposted from Digg: Garfield EDIT: Ah, I see they took it down. You'll just have to take my word for it that it was really really funny. |
| Friday, May 30th, 2008 |
| 8:17 pm |
Are superheroes gay? From Digg: Gay!Ok, that's funny... |
| Thursday, May 29th, 2008 |
| 11:49 pm |
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| Wednesday, February 27th, 2008 |
| 3:53 pm |
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| Monday, February 25th, 2008 |
| 10:58 pm |
Go here and download this... Stage6 is closing. Last chance to download anything. Personally I'm currently downloading some Basil Rathbone Sherlock Holmes movies, plus as many episodes of Kolchak: The Night Stalker as I can find. |
| Friday, February 22nd, 2008 |
| 4:30 pm |
Cool Autism Story Maybe a ray of hope... |
| Sunday, February 17th, 2008 |
| 7:58 pm |
Smug Posting from my new tiny little ASUS eeePC laptop. Just because I can. Mmmm-hmmmm! |
| Friday, February 15th, 2008 |
| 11:38 pm |
Wrong No, that's so wrong. Its wrong. Page 2 is the wrongest. |
| Tuesday, February 12th, 2008 |
| 11:21 pm |
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| 6:42 pm |
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| Monday, February 11th, 2008 |
| 10:27 pm |
Rant! My gym has a steam room, and I like to sit in there in the warm, and relax in peace and quiet. It's very peaceful.
I was sitting in the steam room relaxing. There was someone else in there (man A). And then a guy came in and sat down (man B). A very short man with very bad skin and too much body hair. Wearing speedos.
Then another man came in (man C). All of these guys are regulars at the gym. The steam room was, at that time, fine. Perfect temperature. Man C immediately dumps a load of cold water into the sensor [the gym has recently had to replace the pump in the steam room because of arseholes doing this]. Consequence - the thermostat thinks the room is freezing. So it dumps about a billion cubic feet of scalding steam in the room to warm it up. Result - its fucking boiling in there. Man A and Man B immediately bail into the shower because its like being inside a boiler. They hold the door open for ages. Result - all the steam goes away, its freezing. Dickheads A and B return to the steam room. The steam room is now at -10 degrees Celsius. Not great. Consequence - the thermostat thinks the room is freezing. So it dumps about a billion cubic feet of scalding steam in the room. Gradually the steam room returns to normal temperature. Meanwhile...
Man C has started rubbing Vicks VapoRub into himself. I assume the fucker has a cold or something, dunno. But he's rubbing Vicks into his nipples. It took me 5 minues to work out it was Vicks. I thought it was Vaseline. I thought - I've picked the wrong fucking night to go to the steam room tonight.
So I'm sat there in the scalding steam (which smelled faintly of eucalyptus) with these guys. And then they started talking. Ten minutes about how hard it is to find a parking space in Cardiff...
I left.
I know this is a bit of a middle class rant (I can't believe it, when I went down to breakfast, the butler hadn't chilled the caviar before he sprinkled it on the lobster) but quite frankly, it got on my tits and I wanted to get it off my chest.
Thanks for listening. |